We're so close to the end!
This has been a good season, girls (and boys?).
Just so good.
What a juicy, drama-filled Women Tell All we witnessed tonight.
It was uncomfortable and revealing - Chris Harrison had the easiest job tonight in "facilitating" conversation.
All he had to do was say the word, "Michelle" and the
ladies cats were up and running hissing.
The 30-Year-Old-Baby showed up in her full glory.
She bawled the whole time.
I think I would have too...some of the accusations made by these women were vicious.
Easy for the 24-year-old with no children to her name to say, "Here's how I'll act when I'm a mother."
Never, ever, EVER say that. Never.
You have no idea how you'll be as a mother until you get there.
She'll eat those words.
The judgement was disgusting.
Notice, I can't put a name to that person because I have no idea who she was.
Was she even ON the show?
She was gross.
Another gross one: Jackie.
She came out with her b-word guns blazin'.
Sweet little, Pretty Woman date Jackie.
Not so sweet. Not so pretty.
There was a point, about 4 shows in when I realized Michelle was really a big joke.
The way she was edited in the show was to make her look like a total loony, when really she was just having fun with the camera.
Who in the world would say those things and be serious?
She was going to kick someones booty?
She wanted someone attacked by monkeys?
She's going to pummel someone in their sleep?
She was being funny, not serious.
I got that; and sometimes it made me laugh out loud at my TV screen.
The thing that was uncomfortable was watching her tactics with Brad.
Too pushy, too forward, too assuming.
Girl, give him something to chase.
She just layed it all out there on the table.
But I have to say, 30-Year-Old-Baby won a bit of my respect back tonight.
Mr. B. and I (yep, he was watching, that's my man!) were thinking maybe she took the crying angle to get sympathy and maybe put herself on the producer's radar for Bachelorette material.
The only thing that makes me think that wouldn't be the case is her regret for leaving her daughter.
I don't think she'd do that again to do an entire show.
Okay, enough of that.
What about Ashley H.?
It took me a few minutes to adjust to her new look but...
I love it!
She looks classier, older (in a good way) and more herself.
Does that make sense?
I could take her much more seriously as a brunette; and those bangs!
(Although, Ashley, lemme tell ya, blondes DO have more fun. Don't you forget it.)
I want Ash as the next Bachelorette.
Second only to Emily if she doesn't end up The One next week.
So, here's where you give your final pick.
Who is it?
Who will be the 2nd girl out of the limo next week?
(You know the first one is always the one to go home...has it ever been any different?)
I was thinking it was going to be Chantal but...now I'm getting unsure and thinking Emily.
(And, no, I haven't read any spoilers in the past month or so. So I have no idea who it is. Don't tell me!)
Is it just me or are the out-takes always the very best part of the Women Tell All episode?