Monday, January 11, 2010

Flyboy Bachelor - Episode Two

"Can I get my rose back?"
Quote of the night, no doubt.
Raunchy Rozzie's gone. I have to say, after the attack of the killer lips on the rooftop of the hotel on date #1 I am absolutely not sad to see her go. She seemed not to care either...not a tear was shed. The only thing that probably bugged her was seeing her 15 minutes of fame over so quickly.
Quote of the night #2: "I really don't think my personal life is anyone's business."
Ahem, blondie? You just put yourself on a reality show. As soon as you signed the dotted line your little life became everyone's business. Buh bye.
Poor Jake.


There were a few twilight zone moments. I was squirming with discomfort through most of the show.

From the strange one-on-one time in the pool cabana with a giggling, drunk bachelorette, to weirdo Michelle flipping her lid every 14 minutes, to the Fanny Nanny requesting no kisses and then taunting Jake...

I mean really, this poor, unassuming, good boy has to deal with all these imbeciles?


Need a breath of fresh air after all the weirdness? Let's move to the adorable date between Jake and Ali...

Yep, that was a good one.
She's still the front-runner for me.

My thoughts are spinning just a bit...so that's all that I've got for the night. Were you surprised at the Rozlyn development?

10 comments:

* said...

I loved your post. I died laughing at the "Do I get my rose back" quote as well. :) Ali is my favorite too. She is so adorable. She is the only one that I actually like!

Katie Beth said...

Ali is the definite front runner. She's great and he seems to REALLY like her. What a cool date they had. I hope it works out between them, since she is one of the only ones who seem genuine.

Vienna (I call her "sausage") is insane. I about died when she got a rose.

Same with Michelle...she's gotta go. Awful, emotional, desperate wreck. Bad. Bad. Bad.

I was horribly annoyed with Elizabeth's request for no kisses and then the complete taunt-fest. She's a jerk. I liked her before, now I think she's a control freak with ridiculous ultimatums and that's NO WAY TO START A RELATIONSHIP.

Can't wait for next week!

Alicia Marie said...

There are a bunch of crazies on this show...

My non bachelor watching/reality despising hubby did comment on the whole Rozlyn thing. He was like..."so this girl got kicked off for making out with some tech dude but this guy makes out with all those girls and that is o.k? I dont understand you girls" Kinda funny. She was just a bit too calm for being kicked off though...

Michelle is the craziest girl and needs to leave asap.

I still like Ali and Tenley though...what a fun date. They should plan dates like those for old pregnant married people....

Rae Nolt said...

Ugh. Cheese. That's all this season is! Maybe it's because I have pregnancy hormones RUNNING through my veins and ALL I can think of is...THIS ISN'T reality! Try rolling out of bed...now thats reality...but anyway, back to our flyboy...
I laughed SO HARD when Vienna made fun of Michelle. That KIND OF won my heart a little with her. Just because of how funny she was.
Elizabeth...loved her last week, this week, I wanted to choke her. "Do you want to kiss me?" Ugh. Please.
Rozlyn---I've heard SO many things about this WHOLE thing. Is she really dumb enough to be making out with a TECH on the show...knowing she's "falling in love" with Jake? Huh. I'm just not for sure. Who knows...
Ali...she's cute. I screamed in horror when they played ON THE WINGS OF LOVE while they were flying...too much cheese for me.

b.fox* said...

I am really actually quite sad how there are NO quality girls this time around. I mean, REALLY! Look at who we have...

sad. sad. sad.

The Arnold Family said...

I am not watching the season, but I read that Roz was saying she didn't have an affair. That it was all for ratings and she's mad that they are dragging her through the mud. She said she is friends with the producer, and glad to call him that. Haha all that being said, do you think she is lying? I have not watched her and you probably got a much better handle on her personality.

(This is not an attempt to present her with an equal and fair side. Just wanted your feedback on what she said).

Jamie Willow said...

I think it was interesting that Rozlyn didn't deny it and didn't seem surprised. It may have not been a very big deal sort of a thing but clearly something happened or she would have had a different reaction. Either way she won't have any problems meeting a guy. I don't feel to bad for her.

Plus when you sign up to do reality tv you better make sure your nose is clean or it's all fair game. you'd have to live in a box with no windows to not know that.

I am rooting for Ali and Tenley.

My favorite part of this show is the dates...such fun ideas and so neat to watch people enjoy them.

I have been in a commercial plane when my husband was flying it and it was a pretty fun feeling knowing he was my pilot :) I have also been in a small float plane with my husband as a passenger and it was a pretty neat feeling. Old hat for him but I liked it. I didn't know it at the time but I was pregnant with Judah...like probably 2 weeks pregnant...so kind of a fun memory for lots of reasons.
I am enjoying the pilot jokes and aspect of this show since my own DH is a pilot :)

Mrs. B. said...

Oh man...so much to say.

I think Elizabeth is a manipulative creep. With the "I'm a really good kisser" and staring at his lips all up close. I just wanted to kick her. Okay if you ask a guy not to kiss you. Fine. Then, LEAVE IT ALONE. She was so evil. Bah.

I get a weird vibe from Vienna Sausage too. Although I did feel bad for her when she was describing her failed realtionships (marriage). Maybe I'm annoyed because she needs to PUT ON SOME EYEMAKEUP! She looks like the eye-less wonder.

Rachel - I agree. Waaaaay too much cheese. Way. too. much.

B.fox - the lack of quality ladies on the show is quite sad. I'm actually disappointed this season so far. But I guess it only takes one good one. Maybe Jake will have a really easy time picking b/c of it.

Jordan - I've heard all those rumors and her denial of the entire thing. I don't know, she seemed pretty ingenuine in the first show. Saying how desperate everyone was for love and that she didn't NEED to fall in love.
She also came off as pretty forward. I'm going to believe the show on this one.

Maegan said...

I really like Ali. I thought there date was easy to watch. They just mesh well. I can't wait to see his date with Tenley.
What do you think of Gia? I think he's pretty but I feel like she should be dating someone from The Jersey Shore.. I dunno.

Vienna, she just isn't for him...
Michelle- Needs to head on back to planet lunatic. Has she never seen an episode of the bachelor?? Why didn't he let her go and keep the crazy eyed teacher he let go last night??

Lyndee said...

This show is hilarious and dramatic and the ratings should be good. Do you think one of these girls will become good competition for Ali? It is all in the editing anyway! Do you think all she did was make out with a tech? I wonder...I was surprised. I thought that blond who got pasted would be the one or Michelle just to show him a thing or two for not choosing her. She is dangerous by the way. She could boil the rabbit!