Thursday, April 9, 2009

Urban Dictionary Ditty

Jamie at {always on my mind} just did this silly ditty. It was way too entertaining for me to pass up. Here we go!

--Go to and type in your answers to the following questions.

--Post the definition it gives you.

--Only do this is you are not offended by swearing and such...urban dictionary has lots of it...

1.) Your name?- [entered my actual name, not 'Mrs. B.']
-A name that was popular to name babies in the late 80's early 90's.
-Character names on the popular kids telivision show Recess
-Young lady who always looks her best. not many can handle her.
-A girl who all the boys like.
-A very pretty redhead, who knows how to party. (not kidding! it really said this.)

2.) Your age?-26
-A lot of booze. 750ml of alcohol. Pronounced "two-six" NOT twenty-six
-A term created by Egyptian-Canadians. It originated in Toronto and was created as a slang for smoking hooka. The number is also used during random and inapproriate times.
-The worst number ever.

3.) One of your friends?-Beth
-Gem like, shim-shimmering like a precious stone, awe-inspiring and captivating.
-The "Little Women" sister who croaks.

4.) What are you doing? - Blogging
-Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

5.) Favorite color?-Blue
-The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
-The other flavor of slurpee besides cherry of course.
-The new red!!!!

6.) Birthplace?-Chicago
-Best damn city in the world!
-Truly one of the greatest cities in the entire nation.
-The food in Chicago is better than the food in New York City.

7.) Month of your birth?-November
-The month in which the most babies are born. And which, by chance, is exactly nine months after February.

8.) Last person you talked to (besides family)?- Classmate
-An insult used towards a friend of yours when they are being a tool.

9.) One of your nicknames?- Mama
-A very attractive woman.
-The woman who brought you into this world, dogg.
-You know... that crazy lady who's yelling all the time, yet you just can't help but love her. That's a mom for ya.

10.) Type of car you drive?- Oldsmobile Alero (yep, really hip.)
-Vehicle produced by Oldsmobile from 1999 to 2004 until the Oldsmobile line went ker-plunk. Decently fast, it has some unique styling.
-car kept by an old person... giving the illusion that its an old person car. But actually when given to a young person, the power, beauty and pimpness come out. ("Pimpness" Love that.)

chris everard

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